It was Christmas Eve, Guys
In the LavaStone™
This guy said to me
I want a Pony!

And then Santa sang a song
It’s an ECHO Christmas!
I turned my face away
And dreamed without you

They’ve got fish small as coins
and a sea full of cod
But the wind goes right through you
It's not a place for the cold
When you first lost my money
On a dark Christmas Eve
You promised me
Great things were waiting for me

You were happy
You were silly
The king of skegness
When the band finished playing
You howled out for more
You did too much shopping
My balance is dropping
We’ve got nothing for the presents
You’ve screwed christmas up

CHORUS
The noobs of the DTSA choir
Were singing “Oh Skegness!”
Fireworks were blowing up
For Christmas Day

You scumbag, you silly
You cheap lousy Douche
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s all in the past

You could have been someone
but you were a stupid one
You took his dreams from him
and now you’ll have nothing
I kept the money with me, Bray
I put it with my own
After all i’ve lost my home
I should have paid by phone
CHORUS

You know GammaBray and Sohal and Monty and Ded Dug,
Doggie and Danny and Gilbert and Darkstar,
But do you recall
The most terrible duo of all

Skull Jake the terrible two
Had a very shiny car
Though if you ever saw it
it would probably explode
All of the other members
Used to laugh and call them names
They never saw potential
for the all the mass destruction games
Then one foggy christmas eve
Santa came to say
Skull and Jake what is the point?
Why don’t you give it up tonight
Then the police arrived
armed with a chimpanzee
Skull Jake the terrible two
You’ll get sent down for eternity

Skull and Jake what is the point?
Why don’t you give it up tonight
Then the police arrived
armed with a chimpanzee
Skull Jake the terrible two
They escaped on the chimpanzee

When Jebidiah changes the stage,
Well he might just like to know,
His rockets gonna blow in everybody’s face!
If he looked into the past,
re-read this manual and that
if he maxed the throttle,
Maybe he’d be on his way!

CHORUS
Well I wish it could be christmas in space!
When the builders start welding and the kerbals fail away!
Oh I wish it could be christmas in space!
so let the sun, freeze up, for christmas!

Bob is stranded on the mun
He’s gonna to need to know
That his rescue chances are next to none
So if Jeb flew his ship
All along the Milky Way
If only Bob signed his name in the stars
Then Jeb might have found his way

CHORUS

Ok all of you, take it!

Well I wish it could be Christmas in Space [Skegness] [LS]
Hang on what are you guys trying to sing?
Oh I wish it could be Christmas in Space [Skegness] [LS]
So the get turkey out for Christmas

Why don’t you give, your turkey, for christmas?